Art Taylor writes 250th Press Release, Writes Press Release to Announce the Achievement
WCC Builds 500 room Dorm Building Due to Demand for World-Class Education
OFFICIAL: Herb Gishlick Is Now Older than Rider University
The Panda Express on Westminster campus closes.
To be replaced with Burger King and an American Flag Store
The AAUP will be holding a training seminar in how to invest their huge salaries.
Rider University President Jeff Halpern Takes Pay Cut, Again.
by Brett Hart, Trenton Times 3/4/21
Rider University President Halpern once again cut his own salary so that faculty and staff could have a 9% increase in pay. In response, the AAUP, led by Joel Phillips, has voted "super confidence" in Halpern's leadership. Jeff Halpern reportedly smiled at the gesture for only a brief moment.
Former President Dell'Omo and Vice-President Karns Get Married in Prison Ceremony
by Andre B. Ware, Philadelphia Inquirer
After being convicted under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act two years ago, former Rider University President Greg Dell'Omo and former Vice President for Finance Julia Karns were sentenced to 17 years in federal prison in Florence, Colorado. After reuniting on a chain gang, the two fell into love and have married each other. According to prison rules and all that is holy in the world, the two will always be separated by glass. Thank God!
The 2020-2025 contract is posted. There is one sentence: "If Admin fucks over faculty (real or perceived), the admin will be terminated immediately."
Political Science had a refreshing and productive department meeting.
Biology has once again apologized for its undeserved arrogance that it displayed over the past 75 years.